Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”
“We now know how to purge men of sin and put them on a path towards god. Why can’t every gay man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren’t we talking about this?”
but wait wait… the best part is:
“Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else,” Akin replied “I’ll leave that one to your imagination.”
Does this dude get any better?…. for REAL.
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Todd Akin is the dumbest of fucks. EDIT: Article is satire. That’s a relief.