This clementine segment has been submerged in whiskey since 2AM (roughly) New Year’s Day.
I dare you to eat it.
In other news, it’s time to clean the shit out of my house. Just like most of you, all I did yesterday was lay around and bemoan my hangover. I didn’t leave the house until it was dark, ate tacos, went home, and slept. Happy New Year, fuckers. It’s been a blur thus far.