May 2013
I can not wait until Sunday so I can binge-watch the entire Arrested Development season. Who’s doing the same? Maybe Netflix will blow up.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Men with beards have fathers who have guns.”
–  David Sedaris, on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I have a thousand laundry units to launder and very few quarters. What’s a 23 year old manboy to do?
May 22nd
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I’m not quite sure if this is appropriate to say or not.  I know the Daft Punk album just dropped today drops tomorrow in the states, but it’s been in my ears for a week or so now.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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“So I’m drinking, breathing, writing, singing Every day I’m on the clock My...”
– ROAD TO JOY BRIGHT EYES (via meleyym)
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Aardvark
Would be a good name for a band.  Two ‘A’s, you see.  Puts it at the top alphabetically, you see.  DO YOU SEE?
May 21st
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Good morning, melonpluckers.
The other day I saw a gentleman riding a bicycle, while simultaneously carrying another bicycle over his shoulder.  Makes you wonder why that situation would ever come up.  Was it a heist?  Was it a rescue?  Was it an interactive theater art piece?
May 21st
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May 21st
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ListenI don’t own a horse but I’ll be back in the...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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ListenIt’s like you are hopelessly in love.
May 20th
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May 20th
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fuck
May 19th
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ListenGood morning, sunshine.
May 19th
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Ellen Page, Jimmy Page, Jimmy Carter…
May 17th
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May 17th
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He doesn’t talk much since they broke his smile. Don’t ask about it, and he won’t bring it up. It’s been a while. Since his year of bad luck.
May 17th
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May 17th
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I've been a stranger, Tumblr Community.
Finals saw to it that my archives for May are looking pretty sparse.  Rest assured, I am alive and occasionally kicking.  School is officially done for summer.  Big weekend plans for any of you?     
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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ListenHahahaa. Someone stop me.  
May 14th
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Spotify told me I could follow Obama, and I was like “YES, I CAN SEE ALL HIS GUILTY PLEASURE SONGS!” Turns out, there are just a bunch of playlists of speeches and debates. You, sir, are doing this wrong.  
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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Started my Friday off with a bang!
May 10th
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Time For More Time
There’s a tired old woman to the left of me, perched on a bench in front of the public piano.  She’s playing sad songs they don’t play on the radio anymore.  Maybe they never did.  She’s going through the motions of one right now and it sounds to me like an old friend she’s saying hello to.  It’s been a while since they’ve met and the conversation is...
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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ListenI’m putting together a playlist called Dubstep...
May 7th
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May 6th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Thoroughly creeped the fuck out, man.
May 2nd
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TL;DR - Today, a woman lectured me about how her...
I’m sitting in the union and I just had a woman try to evangelize me for about 20 minutes!  [[MORE]]Fuck.  I just sat in stony silence, stewing in the awkward tension, trying to read an article Ned Hepburn wrote about 66 names you’re not allowed to name your baby.  She stared at me smiling, asking questions in broken English, but not listening for an answer.  I don’t like to talk...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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